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Uhm.. We found this thing on this site and we figured that it's really funny! We don't know who wrote it, but.. yeah it's about good charlotte trying 2 kill Avril Lavinge!! Enjoy!
*New York City*
Avril: *skipping* LALALALALA
*Gc come walking around the corner and see avril, cept Billy*
Paul,Benji,Joel: AHHHHHHHHH!
Avril: What? What is it? *looks behind her* I dont see anything.
Benji: It's discusting!!
Joel: It's a living nightmare!!
*Billy comes walking around the corner, sees avril and faints*
Paul: OMG!! YOU KILLED BILLY! you sick beastly thing you, i duno what you are!
Avril: Oh ill tell you what i am, lemme check!......yup ima girl
Benji: AHH! I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT...WHAAAAA!! *cries*
Joel: *runs over to Benji* Oh god Benji, you'll be alright, it's going to haunt you forever, but you will be alright.
*some guy comes down the street*
Some guy: OH!! is that avril?? YIKES!...eewwwwwwww.. it is contagious?
Avril: who are you?
Some guy: hey..." Avril" have you heard of the sex pistols?
Avril: Oh are they sk8er bois?? did the eewwiez ppl make fun of them?
Some guy: HA! I knew you weren't really punk! *walks away*
Billy: *wakes up* huh? what happen?
Avril: HELLO!
Billy: uh....*faints again*
Paul: NO!! BILLY WAKE UP!!
Joel: uhm..wat are you doing?
Avril: me? picking my nose! hey anyone got any questions for me?
Benji: Yeah whats 2 + 2??
Avril: uhm...7? wait, what am I adding? the amounts of snot im pulling outta my nose?
Joel: NASTY! I'm outta here! bye guys..*runs away*
Paul: Me too, BYE! im taking Billy to the hospital!
Avril: oh ok BYE GUYZ!!! soo..Benji? your a punk..and you wear eye liner JUST LIKE ME!
Benji: you know my name???
Avril: lets get married!!!!!!!!
Benji: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY ME!!! AHH!!!!!..*cries and runs away* JOEL WAIT UP!!!
Avril: *shugs her shoulders and starts skipping again* LALALALA
*4 hours later, Gc see Avril again and Billy's at home in bed*
Avril: There you guyz are!!!
Benji: Lets kill her!!
Joel: Hang her by her tie!!
Paul: YEHH!!!
Avril: huh? is that punk? to be hung by your tie?
Benji: uhm..no?
Joel: YEAH..*hits Benji* yes it is..wanna try?
Avril: oh yes!!
*Gc runs over to Avril hang her by her tie*
Avril: *sings a BSB song then slowy stops singing*
GC: YEAHHH!!!!!! *they go home and tell Billy the news*
Billy: W00T!!*jumps on bed*
Benji: she asked me to marry her..*sniff sniff*
Joel: It's ok shes gone now..for good!
Paul: uhm...guys..
Billy: what?
Paul: look..out that window.
*they all run to the window and see Avril outside skipping singing a BSB song*
GC: NOOOOO!!!!!
The End
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