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"My poo came out in 3 different colors this morning"

"Keep representin' GC 'cause you know we're representin' you." - all of em!

"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." -Joel on Billy

"If i were in that pit, i'd be making out with every one of you!" - Joel

"Yes, I'm pimpin' this jacket, thank you very much" ~ Joel

"Yeah and your teeth are clenched together and you're like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tatoos)

"I love all women!" - Joel

"Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. It's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great." - Joel

"Benji's the evil twin." - Joel

"You can call him Benjamin... That's what Mama calls him." - Joel

"It's by ourself and it's titled by us." - Joel

"We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes." - Joel (on Benji)

"This is a really intimate gathering... (pause, something flys up on stage) ...So intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage!" - Joel

"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song." - Joel

Fan: Dude, your brother's an ass.
Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm out of here... [leaves]

"I gotta go brush my teeth!" - Joel

"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'" - Joel

"I would have sex with Britney and make out with Christina, 'cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day." - Joel

"That's because there is no beer or ladies waiting!" - Joel

"The shit really hit the fan!" - Joel

"Let me finish singing this song about how poor I was, and then I'll get back to you!" - Joel

"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be." - Joel

"You just cursed on the radio!" - Joel

"He put Bengay on my nuts!" - Joel

"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy." - Joel

"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much." - Joel

"I was in Menudo." - Joel

"I would never sign to a label called Death Row."

"Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freaker than I am." - Joel

"Go back to the circus, FREAK!!" - Joel

"And then there was this, there was this one time that we ran around and knocked on everyone's door then ran"

"In 10th grade, I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tongue." - Joel

"Now you have something for all your hamsters to play with!" - Joel (in response to the stuffed hamster we gave Billy)

"That's 'skater' with an ate! and 'boy' with a y! Like totally!!

"Is that you, Santa?"

Girl: Joel! Take your shirt off!
Joel: You take off yours!

"They think I'm funny, Mom!" - Joel

"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I
wear those! Although, I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you
know what I mean..." - Joel

"These are...nice socks..." - Joel (while at Wet Seal)

"walking all along the...grass, ya told me...AH! ya'll i forgot the words!"

"Just because of what I said about Avril, some of our fans have turned their backs on her. And I don't think that's fair- for her."

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was"

"Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe"

"Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams"

"Like... dude.."

"You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there."

"I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we dont even know, and make music and whatever"

"Alright now, for this next song I want to see everyone jumping up and down!.Especially all you pretty girls right there"

"I'd do anything for him" -Joel talking about Benji

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