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Interviewer: Can you dance?
Benji: I can freak.
"I remember one Christmas.. it was snowing and I was in the shower.. I was taking to long so my Dad grabbed me and threw me outside buck naked. He left me there for 4 hours. I got cold.
"Bonjour biatch! Au revoir biatch!"
"Does it piss you off? That men are better than women!?"
"Sorry mom...i like to make out!"
"Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a boy band named P-town and we shot them."
"Malibu Stacey! Malibu Stacey! I would be Malibu Stacey. She has a nice car!" - saying which Barbie he would be.
"When I was 17, I liked anyone who gave me the time of day."
"I put rat poison in Billy's food one time."
"I'm going by Benjamin now. It's sounds more mature."
"Joel is the innocent one"
"Joel's a girl, even mom said so"
Interviewer: "What's the most romantic thing you two have ever done?"
Benji: "With eachother?"
"Joel, I don't tell you this enough but I love you, you've always been my best friend, and you always will be, you're the most talented, caring person I have ever met, i think you got the better half of the egg."
"Yeah on our day off we went to Disney World for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When You Wish Upon A Star."
"It's amazing the fun you can have for 99 cents."
"The most solid place to go is the mall...it's got food, shopping, girls, movies, it's got everything you need!"
"Never steal, don't lie, don't cheat alright, yeah! Also... don't get piercings till you're 18!"
Benjiness - I have my own adjective"
Benji: "Everyone say "shut up Joel"
Crowd: '' SHUT UP JOEL
"Which means they're really rich and they could buy me stuff." Benji about Puddle of Mudd"
"I sell out every day! I say, 'Give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss!'"
"I'm learning Italian right now. 'Grazie.'"
It's a weird story actually. We were all gong to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." (on how the band met)
"Hey, guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad!"
"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience... Or, my friend does..."
Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.
"We're kids from Waldorf."
"State your position!"
"Uh, my name’s Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."
"Everybody clap!"
"I got all the hoes."
"When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them!"
"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!"
"They call me Benj; they call him Joel."
"One time, I ripped Joel's nipples off! One time I pierced Paul's butt cheeks together!"
"My ass smells like Joel."
"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'"
"Where do you work?"
"Can I open this now?"
So you can buy these at any craft store?"
"This is the get better sign."
"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things'? Yo, that's about me, girl... Awww yeah...'"
"Did we mention we know John from Goldfinger?"
"Ovary?"
"Joel wants to be an actor."
"Steve Feinberg took the little GC seed and maximized it. Steve was the pit bull we needed. He's more than our manager."
"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants... but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next me."
"If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail."
"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."
"We're just kinda the awkward guys who play music."
"Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it won't do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will enjoy life a lot more."
"My teenage years have definitely left me with a very bitter,bad self-image. I don`t like myself. I don`t like anything I do. I don`t like my music. I don`t like anything. I enjoy playing music. I love being in a band. but if you put me alone in a room & make me look in a mirror it`s just....it`s just not good enough. And we all feel that way."
"They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job." ( on his tattoes)
"There's no room for rock stars in this band"
"The worst thing anybody could say
about us is that we're 'rock stars.' Urg."
"Purrr I'm a sex kitten!"
"I like to go to shopping malls and harrass people, hit my head on the wall, vandalize things, break the law...i like to rip the tags off matresses!"
"You're on your own, biatch!"
"I don't know how you're gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..."
"I'm dirrty...i'm dirrty too...you don't even know HOW dirrty!"
"When we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like "What do you think we should do?" And then Joel would go "I don't care...are those my boxers? DUDE!! -
"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about, like music, it's about likei'll wear Joel's socks and he'd be like (Benji imitating Joel) Dude! I told you not to wear my socks dude...you know i like my socks...Benj! Dude...oh are those my boxers too?...Dude ohh...do you have to go there...Dude...dude!"
"Benji is life...all the rest is just details...Life is Benji"
" we're not very good at this whole rockstar thing"
"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy!"
"I can disappear watch" *gets up out of his chair and leaves*
"I'm gonna go...walk...into traffic"
"Joel your gloves suck!"
"If you're not pregnant, i want you going home pregnant."
"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out!"
Keep representin GC cos you know we're representin you!"
That performance really moved me...i gotta go now"
"Stop watching them make out!"
"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said "This isn't Joel is it?" and i said, "No it's Benj!"
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